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Jun 20, 2020 More Famous Las Vegas Quotes “Las Vegas was and is a hard town that will make you pay for your inability to restrain your desires. If you have a weakness, Las Vegas will punish you.“ – Hal Rothman “Las Vegas is a very strange place. It’s a place of broken dreams.” —Concha Buika “Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. “Vegas Vacation” Quotes 31 quotes. More on this quote ››. “- CousinEddie: I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a bananain my pants and turned a monkey loose. Clark Griswold: Thanksfor the pick me up Eddie.”. Randy Quaid- Cousin Eddie.
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- I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.
-- Adam Sandler - Ay Rios, you want to fight at 140? Embed games on your site. We can fight at 140. You're chubby, I just seen you in Vegas, you were chubby, your ears were chubby.
-- Adrien Broner - Las Vegas is Everymans cut-rate Babylon. Not far away there is, or was, a roadside lunch counter and over it a sign proclaiming in three words that a Roman emperors orgy is now a democratic institution. Topless Pizza Lunch.
-- Alistair Cooke - I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas - fat, drugged, and completely out of it.
-- Anthony Bourdain - Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
-- Artie Lange - We're all living in a casino. It's just Vegas. Everything is on camera. Everything is being recorded. Everything is on audio. The truth is we all have access to everybody else's information.
-- Ashton Kutcher - If we want money we’ll go to Las Vegas, if we want an after party we’ll go to Miami but if we want to play for love, we still come to India!
-- Axwell - Casino calzone affiliates. When i play in Las Vegas I play for money, when I play in Miami I play for holidays but when I play in #India I play for Love
-- Axwell - There's just no quiet in Vegas.
-- Barry Manilow - I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians.
-- Ben E. King - I've been trying to watch my weight a bit, but when I come to Las Vegas, all bets are off. I get enough healthy food in L.A. where the food is the size of a quarter and costs $40 - when I'm in Vegas, I want a steak!
-- Billy Gardell - You know, I'm playing the Mirage in Vegas, the main room.. About 5 percent of all comics end up as the main headliner on the Vegas Strip, so that's a big deal for me. Getting to do my stand-up the way I have this summer is really what I've dreamed of since I was about 10 years old.
-- Billy Gardell - I had a big troupe, a big army and it was a lot of fun. And, after 10 years of that, I just decided that I wanted to travel and do special dates. I go to Las Vegas these days.
-- Bobby Vinton - The first thing I think of when I think about coming to Las Vegas and playing is always Elvis; its always the first thing on my mind.
-- Brandi Carlile - Las Vegas is a major family destination. Nevada casinos have become American family values now. It's considered just fine to go into one of these windowless scary gambling-malls, drink yourself silly, lose your ass at roulette, and then go ogle showgirls with breast implants. Republicans do this now. Working-class folks do it in polyester stretch pants. It's normal.
-- Bruce Sterling - Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots.
-- Bugsy Siegel - KISS is Las Vegas entertainment. A musician doesn't need the mask.
-- Carlos Santana - You know how most illnesses have symptoms you can recognize? Like fever, upset stomach, chills, whatever. Well, with manic depression, it's sexual promiscuity, excessive spending, and substance abuse - and that just sounds like a fantastic weekend in Vegas to me!
-- Carrie Fisher - I'd love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens. The tackier the better.
-- Catherine Zeta-Jones - Tonight, I would like to pay tribute to the greatest entertainer of all time, Mr. Elvis Presley. Elvis was Las Vegas. And if it wasn't for him, so many performers like myself would not have the chance to do what we do in this town. He really was the king.
-- Celine Dion - It seems strange to say this, but it is true: Coming back to Vegas to work is like going on vacation for me.
-- Celine Dion - You can take the girl out of Vegas, but you can't take the Vegas out of the girl.
-- Charisma Carpenter - There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn't as high as Rob Ford.
-- Charlie Sheen - People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop in 'Twelve Monkeys', and then he hired me again to be an effeminate hotel clerk in 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'. Another time, I was shooting this indie film 'The Souler Opposite' and six days a week, I'm playing this big puppy dog, then I come to the 'NYPD Blue' set and become this scumbag.
-- Christopher Meloni - Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las Vegas.
-- Chuck Close - Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.
-- Chuck Palahniuk - The thing about making a documentary in Las Vegas is there isn't much to film apart from other people making documentaries about Las Vegas.
-- Clive James - Las Vegas is a very strange place. It's a place of broken dreams.
-- Concha Buika - I love the live performances and Las Vegas. I also like making films that are being discovered by another generation. Having been a teen idol of the '60s is great because you realize you left your generation with a smile and good memories.
-- Connie Stevens - What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.
-- Dane Cook
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